Issues

I'm head over heels for Rita
But Rita has a man
Rita is a very good friend of mine
She's practically my number one fan
But I'm struggling with whether to tell her
And this conflict's making me a mess
I don't want to destroy our friendship
This situation's causing me stress

I've talked it over with Yvonne
She's another girl who once stole my heart
Mentioned it in passing to my friend James
Who said this information's too damaging to impart
I've also shared my sorrow with Tif
Who's a girl that really likes me
Chatted through it with her friend Queenie
Who thinks I'm being a big baby

The problem is also, that Tif and I
Have been intimate a couple of times
And whilst I think she is greatly into us

It's for Rita that my clock still chimes.